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Monday's Item Of OU Hate

Each day this week, I present a new illustration of the depth of my hatred for Oklahoma.

Q:  HOW MUCH DO I HATE OKLAHOMA?

A:  SO MUCH THAT I'D HAPPILY PAY $49.99 FOR A COFFEE TABLE BOOK COMPRISED SOLELY OF CRYFACE PHOTOSHOPPED INTO VARIOUS HORRIBLE SITUATIONS.

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Let the dream become reality, sir:

Your wish is this one website’s command.

I would buy this book....

If it was a coffee table book that folded into a coffee table.

As an Oklahoma Student/Fan

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

I think I would even consider buying that book, that kid was the bright spot in that rough game.

Hopefully after this years tremendous game, there will be a small Texas child crying so us OU fans can poke some more fun at you guys like you have with us and this young crying baby.

We will wipe the crimson from your face...

… with your own tears!

Fear it!

Orakpo!

Orakpo!

Holy crap I am totally freakin' out right now .nt whills
Hold a little back for Saturday. nt
I gotta say...

This is the difference between the Texas-OU rivalry and the Texas – A&M “rivalry”.

OU fans see and observe reality and process it in a rational manner. For example, laughing at a crying baby.

Aggies continue to whoop incessantly late into the night, not stopping for air or to watch society advancing past barbaric yells and rituals.

Thank you, PB

That absolutely transformed what was shaping up to be a mediocre Tuesday into a superlative one!

If hating OU is bad, I don’t want to be good.

His Mom

I anxiously await for his mom to come tell us that he was not crying about the game and that we are all going to be sued for looking at these pictures.

Awesome!

I see you’ve graduated from MS Paint.

high school is going to suck for that kid

How many kids have been immortalized as he has on the Internet?

Maybe I should say suck MORE. He’ll probably be going to school in Oklahoma after all.

And...

He’ll probably live there all his life. Those people aren’t necessarily smart enough to leave.

Unlike A&M grads, who are smart enough to move to Austin. :-)

So I had an intoxicated idea

I’m interested in holding a sign up near those long corn dog lines saying “Free Corndogs for Sooners”. I will accompany this sign with a camera and a clause, have to hold your horns up and say hook ’em. Maybe start a fund for this and I will post my results?

There's actually a book...

I just found this on Amazon. The book by Finebaum is out of print but there are used copies available. The first comment is funny.

http://www.amazon.com/I-Hate-Oklahoma/dp/1575870290

Mistaken identity

Is it wrong that at first glance I though the picture in those photographs was one Sam Bradford?

It's wrong that you corrected your perception.

You could have done that next week.

I Am Cleaning....

the Dr. Pepper I sprayed all over my wall after my viewing.

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