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It's #5 Texas vs. #8 Oklahoma. A Texas win could make the difference between hosting and playing somewhere hostile in the first round. Kenn Kasparek takes the mound for the Horns.

[Note by Horn Brain, 05/24/08 9:12 AM CDT ]  It's 9:12 in TEXAS....

[Note by Horn Brain, 05/24/08 1:09 PM CDT ]  ... And OU still sucks!  Texas wins 11-10 by coming back from a 10-8 deficit in the bottom of the ninth.  David Hernandez is a god today.  See comments for details.

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And OU Still Sucks

Torres reaches on an error by the OU second baseman (oh the irony) and scores on a Jordan Danks double. KK ran into trouble in the top half but struck out the last two hitters

2-0 Horns through 1

Brandon Belt singles in Danks.

OU continues to suck - Bot 1st

Danks advanced to third on a ground out by Moldenhauer, then scores on a single by Belt. 2-0 Guys that buy their land through accepted channels.

Sooners get zero again in the 2nd...

Probably karma from all that land they stole in the 1800’s.

Horns go quietly

Top 3, 2-0 Texas

3-0 Horns

Danks singles, caught stealing in pitchout
Russell singles, Moldenhauer doubles him home

Top of the order is deadly today.

If Danks hadn’t gotten caught, it’s 4-0 right now.

5-0, rather

Clark doubles to left to score Kyle.

Clark!

Ripped it.

Nice...

Texas into the OU bullpen early. Let’s score two more.

Keep the comments coming!

I appreciate this. I can’t get the Big 12 site to load.

Have you tried

CSTV

Then click Live Games and XXL.

Hernandez grounds to p to end the rally.

Good guys 4, disgusting trash-folk 0.

Where were these bats against Mizzou?

I know, the worst Tigers pitcher is a whole level better than the best of the Sooners’ rotation. But man it’s frustrating to watch this firepower when all we needed was two more runs…

OU with runners at 2nd and 3rd, one out.

NYCHorn, did you try launching GameTracker from texassports.com?

Bingo!

thanks, phf.

Big Bird Struggling?

Just walked the batter to load the bases after Sooners score their first run.

KK gets out of a huge jam

Gives up one run in the top of the fourth. Texas 4, vomitous heathen currs 1.

Tucker with a homer!

wow.

6-1 now, no outs, bottom 4th
Travis Tucker launches one!

Rupp was at first, 2-run homer gives Texas a 6-1 lead!

New pitcher.

... hmm, I wonder if Travis had anything to do with that?

heh heh

our .228 hitter sends a full count pitch over the LF fence.

OU Sux.

Torres doubles to right

Excellent…

6-1!

I go get Quizno’s when it’s 3-0 and I see we’ve put up three more, well done everybody!

Mmm... Toasty! .nt whills

Did you know that whills consistently takes an extra toothpick from restaurants to keep in his console for later use? Save some for us, man.

Torres steals third.

Small ball for the WIN!

Torres stranded, inning over
3 up 3 down

KK gets back on track. 6-1 good guys.

3 up, 3 down

Much better Kenn

3 up 3 down for the good guys too :-(
Nothing doing in the fifth.

top of the 6th, still 6-1.

3 up 3 down again for Big Bird
Interesting stat...

Discounting the two Alabama A&M games, Texas starters have averaged 7 2/3 innings since being swept by Okie State. That, ladies and gentlemen, is why this team is winning.

Also

Only once (Cole Green in the 4-1 lost to KSU) has a starter gone fewer than 5 innings.

Kenn's wobbling again

Think Augie’s gonna pull him?

Runners at 1st and 2nd, no outs.

Even worse...

Bases loaded, no outs.

Cole in for Kenn
.... and he promptly walks in a run
Big first out

Fly out to Danks. If Texas can get out of this up 6-3 or 6-4, it’ll be a good thing

Wild pitch, another run

Think Green is a little rattled by coming in with bases loaded?

Huge K, 2 away
6-6 Dammit!
And another hit.... another run. 7-6

Shades of Okie State series?

Green's done, Workman in
Thank God for Kyle Russell!

Russell throws out a runner at the plate to end the inning and keep the deficit at 1 run. Kyle has an absolute cannon for an arm.

Let's hope he's got a cannon for a bat in this inning too!
Nice double.

Little OU dude on game tracker had to run into the stands to catch it.

LOL

They need an animation that shows the fielders leaping at the fence. This animation is lame!

Russell to third on a ground-out.

Plate him for God’s sake.

Yes!

Belt singles Russell home, tie game.

God listened
I was pleading on God's behalf.

Belt heard the voice of God and obeyed.

Oldie but goodie

If God ain’t a Longhorn, then why’s the sunset Burnt Orange?

I guess that makes it...

Prophets 7, Scientology for Rednecks 7.

K to start the 8th
Clark's not having his best game today either...

Did he have any shot at that triple that plated 3 runs in the 6th?

Uh oh.

Error bug bites Clark. Let’s hope it’s not contagious.

Bot 8, 7-7

Foul out then fly out to end the threat

Yes! Sac fly, 8-7 Texas
Oh wait, now it's a single?

The little OU dude appeared to catch it the first time…..

Travis Tucker = Hero

Rupp walks, advances to second on a failed pickoff, scores on a Tucker single. 8-7 good guys!

Yeah, but Wrokman's gotta be a hero in the top of the 9th now
Tucker singles to plate Rupp!

Holy Warriors back out in front of the Demon Red, 8-7.

How's this - Crusaders 8, Saracens 7?
Bad comparison...

... Crusaders
A.) Weren’t the good guys all the time
B.) Generally got their asses handed to them.

If we score again we’ll have to come up with something else.

New pitcher.

I hear dinner bells. His ERA is like 6.

Damnit

Double play. I need a HERO!

Will Belt be your hero?

He’s in for Workman now. Let’s hope he’s about to earn his 3rd save.

Double play

Come on Brandon, 3 outs and I can go to the pub

Bastards bunted for a hit.

Runners on the corners no one out.

Infield fail.

muffed throw by short (?) allows an easy out to reach base.

oh yeah, and tie game.
Horn Brain

can you teleport your girlfriend to OKC?

Sometimes it works if she watches the game...

But I just called her and she’s in the shower.

Pitching shuffle

Belt out, Thomas in. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to leave Workman in for the last inning? Or is Augie getting his guys ready for NCAA-type pressure?

I don't know what he's doing...

... but he sure rubbed the wrong crystals together before the top of the 9th…

Crap.....

Now we need 2 in the bottom of the 9th! At least!

Ugh....

Thomas beans the go-ahead run home. Bases loaded, two out.

And another pitching change

This sure looks like the Keystone Kops all of a sudden. Where’s Augie’s magic?

Good god

This is embarassing!!! Is Augie going to empty the ‘pen this morning?

Shinaberry's ERA? 8.10!!!!!!
in 10 innings.
Doesn't exactly leave me with a warm fuzzy feeling....
Left all the lucky crystals in Austin, I suppose. .nt whills

This is all whills’ fault. All of it.

That's about enough absentee abuse.

I come strolling through for some catch-up and here I find somewhat more than my fair share of abuse. Somehow I missed the start of this particular episode and find myself in a free floating piece of continuity.

However, in the end, the Horns triumph in spectacular fashion, everything falls into place for the Big 12 Tourney Championship, so I guess that it is all my fault powerful mystical personal mojo that gets the job done when the neuron impaired run low on inspiration.

You can’t do that with an absentee girlfriend, you know.

Walked home another run.

Now Shinaberry’s in. Augie is saying we have to win this game in the ninth, because Shinny can’t pitch more than 3 outs.

Shinaberry throws a K

After about 10 foul balls. Geez.

Ok, if Danks can get on, Russell can tie it.

How the hell does the OU pitcher...

... have a 2-0 record and 9 saves with a 6.5 ERA?

Now, Danks,

don’t get thrown out.

Kyle walk stoo

Guess that’s how the guy has ended up with 6.5 ERA?

Not an ER if they walk.

Boggles the mind.

It is an earned

run if they walk.

Holy shit.

This whole time I thought it didn’t count.

Its cool
I wasnt trying to be
rude i was

just trying to set the record straight.

Well, yeah, obviously.

I enjoy baseball, but I don’t pay much attention. Thanks, man.

And OU pitching carousel starts.....

Russell M, a HR right now and you replace David Maroul on my “man crush” list.

Walked Danks and Russell.

Winning run at the plate. Come on, guys!

Fouled out to 3b on a bunt?

WHY CAN’T AN AUGIE GARRIDO TEAM BUNT?

I hate small ball

Why not go for it all at that point? You have two more outs to play with!!!!

If it had worked, Belt would have just tied the game.

That’s why small ball.

YES!

Belt singles, drives in Danks. Russell moves to third with one out. Sac fly for the tie, baby!

Aren't you going to appeal to God again?

Or your girlfriend?? We need some help here!

Sooners suck.

There’s your help!

You strike out looking?

Honestly, what have we learned from the Aggies?

Or should I say what have we caught.... .nt whills

Seriously whills, I’m coming to your house if we don’t win this game.

Geez, Brain, I guess you ain't coming.

Damn, i missed your lucky girlfriend.

And this game, too, obviously.

Ack! He reads my subject!

I was wondering when you would say something about my ”.nt whills” campaign. I’ve gotten a lot of feedback about it, all positive. Maybe if it catches on we can turn this into a BON tradition!

Haven't been around to read much.

Then I discovered this “campaign.”

So, what is your logic?

Just poking at your ".nt" for "no text"

You’re the only one I remember using it, so I started putting ”.nt, whills” after my no text posts. Wells thought it was funny, and now some other people do it, too. You’re famous!

I feel like I just brought horses to the Comanches. nt
wild pitch!
BZ, where you been lurking all morning??
sleeping off the drunkenness

just now getting caught up.

Wild pitch scores tying run!

I am in Wootsville!

yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Awesome!

Wow. Still alive for tomorrow.

Do I really have to root for aggy now?

Okay, but just this once.

DAVID HERNANDEZ IS A FUCKING GOD! NO FUCKING TEXT WHILLS!
His only hit of the day....

.... couldn’t have come at a better time.

It’s 7:04pm (in London).............................

And OU STILL sucks! .nt whills

You count your lucky fuckin’ stars, whills. I had already written out my confession and faxed it to PB to see if he would represent me.

I'm always suspicious of those

who would confess so easily.

holy shit

What a great time to wake up

Ok, that was fun...

... but who the hell can we pitch in the CG?

Hold your horses there HB

We’re not in the CG yet!

Well I can't do anything about it at this point...

... So I’m assuming we are.

BTW, is anyone watching this live on TV?

Belt must have some serious wheels on him to score the winning run from 2nd on a single.

dooo dooo rooo dooo doo

hehe, now i go back to sleep. honestly, it’s hard to root for the aggies, but i will root for them HARD.

Was that the weird nintendo-style song they play when we score?

Freaking love that song, but what they heck is it?

Not bad for a day's work.

Shinaberry get’s one K and gets the win.

Holy shit Horns Fans

Has there ever been a BASEBALL thread with over 100 comments before???

Not sure...

... Will check.

Wow...

I think the most we’ve had is 31 for one of the Aggie games this year. Before this year I think the most was like 12. This is definitely the winner! Yay baseball!

Random thoughts

This was a great win for the Horns, obviously. Even if we don’t end up in the Big XII CG, a win like this should get the juices flowing. The team is carrying great momentum into the Regional round.

This win also should be more than enough to lock down a 2 seed, hopefully in one of the weaker Regionals like Ann Arbor or Hattiesburg.

As for the next game, I wouldn’t put it past the Aggies to pull off the upset. I clearly know next to nothing about baseball – are they a lock to host a Regional? If they don’t win this afternoon, does this knock them into some other school’s Regional? At a minimum, I would think it puts them at risk of having a very strong non-hosting team assigned to College Station, effectively killing their chances to advance.

Thoughts

We’ll try to post some expanded thoughts once we know if Texas is done for the weekend or not. Either way, Texas should have sowed up a 2-seed and should have as good a chance as any 2-seed of hosting. This team has to have great confidence heading into postseason play.

Hosting

On the radio, the opinion was generally that win = regional host. If we advance from pool play, we’d have to, right? With things going as they have, it seems to be a reasonable bet. St. John’s played themselves out. Has ATM’s eight game skid, coupled with a poor tournament, done the same for them? Rice had a poor CUSA tournament (but they should still host, no?). Baseball America says San Diego wouldn’t host if they’re a regional top seed, but I don’t know how they finished and if this is even an issue.

Let’s hope we can get one in Austin and really get out the crowd.

How predictable was this:

From Texags re: Agros vs Mizzou:

APHIS AG
posted 1:57p, 05/24/08

This game is moot. I would rather lose than see t.u. in the championship game.

Mizzou - A&M

Top 5, Mizzou – 0, ATM 1
Hooray for the already eliminated ATM!

I am going to take over this live thread

Ryan Lollis grounds out to first to end the Tigers’ half of the 5th.

ATM again

Colligan singles to right to score Raley. 2-0 ATM

duran 3 run hr

5-0 aggies

You get up for a minute.

This is going swimmingly. Teams don’t blow five run lea… gasps in fear

Loux makes quick work

of Mizzou in the 6th. Still no runs for the Fightin’ Tigers from Boone County, MO. Chase Daniel isn’t walking through that door!

End 6

Kevin Gonzalez goes out 5-3 to end the sixth.

We stand:
Mizzou 0|4|2
ATM 5|4|0

Loux out

Thebeau in. Certainly just a poor man’s Tebow.

ATM turns two

Kyle Mach grounds into the DP. Tory Lane approves. The Dugout Canoes: No runs thru 7, but they’ll have the top of the order in the 8th.

3 up, 3 down

for ATM. We head to the eighth still 0|4|2;5|4|0.

Nobody is reading this, so… poop poop poop weiner poop.

CSTV Gametracker is mesmerizing.

It’s like watching Weebles play baseball. It’s incredible. They wobble, but never fall down!/i>

html much?

No. Apparently not.

hey, I'm reading!

and following gametracker. I have spent the day with gametracker …

Aloha!

As I drove to Houston my radio broadcast went out right after OU took the lead in the 9th. I spent the next 45 minutes shitting myself.

Mizzou puts one up

Folgia leads off with a HR. I knew this Thebeau guy was no good. He can’t even afford a silent x. Loser.

Loser
So no images supported, eh

Loser

Ryan LOLlis

a.) makes me laugh out loud
b.) K’s

Then Senne flies out, and Priday grounds out to the 2nd baseman whose name always makes me think of hard, smelly, deelish cheese.

TO THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH!
Big XII POY

Jose “Roberto” Duran grounds out to 2nd, like power conference POYs do.
/yes they do

Tastefully named Luke Anders

Yardwork. 6-1 ATM.

Cheeseman

follows up with a single. This is just padding at this point, but a five run lead is a comfortable lead.

Ags putting this one away

They finally break their losing streak … only to send Texas to the CG. Sigh .. gotta love it.

Surprising trivia

Christmas is now May, 24th.

2 out, ROTC

K-Gon (I trademark this nickname) grounds out.

Now pitching for ATM

Travis Starling. Fava beans, Clarice.

Ags just can't win

Even when they do

I will count this as UT's 2nd win today

So, you are absolutely correct.

Missouri and ATM

Bad, bad, bad tournaments for these two. ATM is in mega backslide mode, and Tim Jamieson just watched his team choke away an easy title game appearance.

And the countdown is on.

2 outs remaining.

Who are we likely to meet in CG?

can’t get the Big 12 site to load, and can’t remember how the other pool was playing out

winner of Nebraska-Okie St
Update

OSU has won, advances if Baylor defeats KSU

Tigers down to last out

How improbable was this pool.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's a WINNAR!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!1LKJASDLGKJA;;

Wow. We’ll see you next for the (Phillips 66) Big XII Championship Game!

Nebraska-Okie State to follow

How we fared against them:
Swept at home by Okie St in a series where we lost every way possible, despite Chance Ruffin’s 10 inning performance on Friday’s game (if I remember the day right).

Salvaged the Sunday game to avoid a sweep in Austin vs. Nebraska. Nebraska looked pretty solid that weekend, aside from Sunday’s game.

It’s going to be a tough matchup either way. Most importantly, who is going to pitch for us? Can Chance go on 3 days’ rest? Would that even be worth it?

Only the Shadow knows the mind of Augie Garrido.

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