
Bears are just dumb. The fans aren't much better.

Mack Brown isn't expecting the Bear faithful to pack the stadium. An omen?
The Bears are getting their act together just for the Longhorns.
Baylor players and coaches believe becoming bowl eligible is possible, regardless of what the critics say.
"Maybe within our locker room, that’s definitely on our minds," linebacker Joe Pawelek said.
"But outside our locker room, outside of this building, a lot of people are maybe kind of writing us off. But if we take care of our business, then we can make something special happen."
More on the Bears' plans to knock off the Longhorns.
Nick Florence is growing up right before our eyes.
The Bears have a little bit to smile about with the way Nick Florence played against Missouri last week. It's not like coach Art Briles expected much from his least experienced quarterback after starter Robert Griffin — last season's Big 12 freshman of the year — went down with a knee injury in the Sept. 26 game win over Northwestern State.
"Obviously when the starting quarterback goes down, there aren't good thoughts,'' Florence said. "He was leading our team and was doing a great job. After he got hurt, he came back and led us to the win, but when we later found out he was out, I was wondering if this was really happening. From that point, it was time to step up."
Baylor's leading receiver Kendall Wright is fast. Real fast.
"He's just freakishly fast," Lake said of the Bears' inside receiver. "From start to stop, faster than anyone I've ever played against before or ever seen.
"He's a great athlete, great hands. He's a small guy, but he's fearless going over the middle. He's just got rubber legs. It's not even fair."
Wright, who celebrated his 20th birthday Thursday, also is a multi-talented athlete with a 45-inch vertical leap.
The Bears are a little shorthanded this season.
These aren’t your father’s Bears. They’re probably not your older brother’s, either.
Come to think of it, they might not even be head coach Art Briles’. There’s so little left of the Baylor team from the one that started the season with so much promise, that they’re hard to recognize.
Colt McCoy: The beginning. He will tie another record this Saturday.
"He eats everything," wide receiver James Kirkendoll said.
Mack Brown relies on the seniors for leadership and motivation.
Coach Mack Brown sets the agenda for his Texas players at the team meeting each Sunday.
Then he gives his seniors the final word.
More and more this season, that group has taken advantage of the opportunity. The handful or so who speak after Brown have become more vocal and assertive the closer Texas has come to a possible trip to the BCS title game.
"The senior leadership is made up of guys who are really invested in this deal, and it means a great deal to them," receiver Jordan Shipley said.
They actually tailgate in Waco?
The Big 12 is just one slippery slope of fail.
Texas fell one spot behind Alabama in this week's Bowl Championship Series standings, and the Big 12 dropped a notch in this week's conference rankings, too.
There's really no way to sugarcoat it: The Big 12 isn't that deep (or good) this season, outside of the Longhorns and possibly Oklahoma State.
SI's Stewart Mandel thinks we have it way too easy down here in Texas.
This year's national title race has been, to put it bluntly -- boring. Something feels missing, in spite of the fact six undefeated teams remain in play at such a late point in the year. That something: "big games." Florida and Alabama remain on course for an epic season-ending showdown, but to this point each has played just one conference foe (LSU) currently ranked in the BCS Top 25. The Tide, to their credit, also played Virginia Tech. However, two weeks from now, during what should be the season's "stretch run," the Gators will host Florida International, while Alabama will play Chattanooga. Yawn.
Yet those two have nothing on Texas.
We told everyone that the Big 12 played defense. They just had to wait to see the unveiling this season.
As for offense, eight Big 12 teams averaged more than 400 yards last season when league rivals feebly swatted for cloth without realizing they were playing tackle, not flag. OU and Texas Tech even averaged 500-plus yards. This season, three teams are in the 400-yard range in conference play.
Defense is stronger, no doubt. Unless Texas collapses against a weaker opponent down the stretch, the unit Muschamp commands will put the Longhorns in the national championship game as much as Colt McCoy-to-Jordan Shipley.
Resistance is trendy elsewhere, too. Nebraska proved it last week when it out-stiffened Oklahoma by the throwback count of 10-3.
Mr. Suh may sound like a character on Hawaii 5-0, or the bad guy on Green Hornet, but his household name could grow tiresome Saturday as he lines up against redshirt freshman Trevor Marrongelli of Kansas.
Sooners being Sooners.
And speaking of Sooners... Remember the name Gordon Riese? Ask a Sooner. I bet they do.
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Upset alert? No
Baylor’s win at Missouri last week showed that Missouri isn’t that good. Heck, weren’t the 0-3 in conference play before losing to Texas. Baylor will get a rude awakening to a true Big 12 team on Saturday. They haven’t faced a defense like Texas since OU. They scored 7 against OU. Texas’ D is better. They haven’t faced an offense like Texas all year. Resistance is Futile if Baylor thinks it can sniff the end zone with a freshman QB by the 4th when the 3rd team defense comes in for mop up unless dumb mistakes give the Bears the ball inside their 20. If that happens, they’ll still have to kick a FG or turn it over on downs (on with a Brown int).
Ryan2907 - November 13, 2009 via mobile
my prediction...
Texas 45- Baylor 10
Ryan2907 - November 13, 2009 via mobile
That's not enough points for me.
I want a foot-on-the-throat, knee-to-the-nads, “Are you impressed with us now, Coach Briles?” performance. I’m tired of all of these sportscaster yahoos talking about how underrated we are, how boring this title race is, etc.
I’d like to see something like 63-6. That would make me feel all fuzzy inside.
adt2 - November 13, 2009
sportscaster yahoos are talking about how underrated we are?
Infield Elephant - November 13, 2009
c'mon, ADT meant overrated.
TXStampede - November 14, 2009
my bad. not trying to be an a**.
Infield Elephant - November 14, 2009
Here's hoping
someone reminded the ‘Horns of Briles’ sycophantic Stoops boot-licking voting in last year’s coaching poll.
And I believe that was the final, public poll that didn’t matter. Who knows what he may have done in the previous, confidential one that actually decided their fate.
If there’s a never let up, pedal to the metal, have them begging that the final gun goes off (and is pointed at their head) game on this year’s schedule, this should be it. Hell, I’d even be ok with letting up on the Aggies in the 4th if we’re up by 3 scores.
But not this game, not this year. Maybe next year, maybe.
tdwalsh - November 13, 2009
Ouch.
Does the 2007 season still sting a little for Coach Brown?
TXStampede - November 14, 2009
Ah...good old 2007
That was the year of KState Part II, Desert Swarm, and Post-Aggie Red Ass Mack Brown.
Who knows, maybe that second wind in MB has contributed somehow to the success we’re all enjoying this year?
Actually, yeah, I just answered my own question. That game against Arizona St. was the turning point. I remember feeling bad for Rudy Carpenter by the end of the game.
Kool Hand - November 14, 2009
Right, and the beginning of militant Coach Brown
introducing NOS’s (Not Our Standards). That team grew some guns between the Aggie meltdown and the bowl game.
TXStampede - November 14, 2009
I don’t.
circa1015 - November 14, 2009
Video of UT players calling out sweet Rudy.
But the most entertaining thing about Rudy Carpenter? He collects shoes.
dimecoverage - November 14, 2009
Why is youth wasted on the young?
Nick Florence is in for a very long day.
Ahem, Art Briles still sucks.
TXStampede - November 14, 2009
Cody will have a heyday
against this Baylor Line.
For those of you who are curious about the Baylor Line spirit organization – here.
For those of you who want a snicker – here.
Prescient? For those of you who need more Art Briles hate fuel – here (drag bar to 12:29 mark of presser for his voting philosphy).
Pay it forward you Inglorious Basterd! Your payback cometh today.
TXStampede - November 14, 2009
I've been going to Baylor games all my life
(entire family has gone to BU for generations, including parents, until my sister and I broke the tradition by becoming Longhorns, and I’m from Waco to boot), and I have never in my life heard either “Rip ’em up”, “The Locomotive,” or “Dominator.” The bear claw/sic’em, B-U, B-A-Y-L-O-R, and Fight Song and Alma Mater are all standard fare, though.
My dad has been talking trash all week. It’s kind of cute, in a sad sort of way.
LonghornEm - November 14, 2009
Also
The Baylor Line (or maybe the cheerleaders, can’t remember) when I went to the game in Waco in 2007 was so thrown off-guard to have scored a touchdown at one point that when they ran the flags spelling B-A-Y-L-O-R, they accidentally picked up one of the flags from the B-E-A-R-S flags, so they ran a lap around the entire field celebrating how B-E-Y-L-O-R had just scored a touchdown. I loled.
LonghornEm - November 14, 2009
Cheers
I wonder how they figure out who started it? (At least ‘Texas … Fight’ uses whole words. )
Caradoc - November 14, 2009
And nothing like The Whisper Chant
to get the baptists in the stands fired up!
horndude - November 14, 2009
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