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54b's Unpredictable Prediction

UT vs. A&M Week? Must be time once again for that tradition unliked by any other...

"The Thanksgiving Song" (If Adam Sandler were a Longhorn)

Love to beat Aggies.

Love to beat A-a-a-gies!!!

Love to beat Aggies cause it's good
Love to beat Aggies like a good Horn should
'Cause they're Aggies....they whoop....how rude

Aggies lost five, lost big at OU,
Their offense stinks, so does the Wrecking Crew
Love to beat those Aggies from College Station
Freshmen report to Fish camp for indoctrination

Aggies like to stand all game long
Texas is favored by 21, Vegas can't be wrong
Aggie-faggie foo and Aggie-faggie fat
A&M once had an LB whose name is Dat

Thanksgiving is a special night
If you yell TEXAS, I'll yell FIGHT
that's RIGHT

Aggies' head coach Sherman hasn't been there long
Can't believe A&M Yell Leaders sang Ding Ding Dong
Watching the game, drinking a Bud
Can't believe Old Sarge looks like Elmer Fudd

Offense, Defense, Texas just can't lose
Some Aggie cheap shotted Colt and he got a bruise
Aggies on the run from dawn to early morn'
It'll never be over 'till Gabriel blows his horn

Beat those Aggies - put 'em 6 feet deep
Poor Aggies like to fornicate with their sheep
A&M's uniforms are maroon and white
Texas will go to the BCS if they win outright

Oh, Aggies in the corps are called the noble men of Kyle
But they're about as close to real soldiers as Gomer Pyle
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble Gig'em
I don't like those Aggies and I hope we beat'em

Oh, Texas loves to beat Aggies on Thanksgiving

Texas - 41, Futile Farmers - 13

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

54b

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great stuff!

My pick is 38-17 for the good guys.

actually
Oh, Aggies in the corps are called the noble men of Kyle

The Noble Men of Kyle is the nickname for the Aggie Band.

I get that wrong every year

but doesn’t the corps make up the band or vice versa?

thais a matter of interpretation

there is a big rivalry between the CTs and the BQs

BQs get offended if you call them CTs, and vice versa

What r you guys? Knights? King Author?
I mean king arthur....
Except for the corps thing everything else was spot on?

Old Sarge looks like Elmer Fudd
Aggie offense stinks, so does the Wrecking Crew
Poor Aggies like to fornicate with their sheep…

Happy Thanksgiving 54b and BONers

actually, our offense is fairly decent

much better than last year

I wouldn’t say our offense stinks considering what texas throws out on the field every game.

so half of this statement turned out to be correct...
Our D is better than last year

And our O is clicking. I wouldn’t mind having the same score as last year. Keep em in single digits

Hook’em

52-13

Blow em outta the water, we’ve got bigger and more talented fish to fry in Dallas. Colt McCoy throws the stuff arm pose all the way to NYC.

YUMC, if you need a shoulder to cry on postgame, meet me in the parking lot.

59-7 texas
62-12 Texas

Colt puts on a show

I will take a one point win...

3 more times…Hook Em!!

Paging Dr. DeBakey

Dude, I’m 35 years old, 5’10", 150. There is no way in hell my heart could survive three one-point wins from here on out. And I’d really, really like to see some more MNCs for Texas before I go.

Texas 52 – A&M 10

Mulliganville

Agree on three straight one point wins!

49-9.

Hook ’em Horns.

Could be close in the early going...

Texas will be conservative and will try to keep Miller off of McCoy until we’re confident he’s staying honest. We haven’t seen a lot of misdirection runs or jet sweeps lately, and I expect GD will dial up a few things to see if he can get the Ags off balance. Outside of scheme, the guy that can best take away the ag defensive line in Colt so his decision making and his ability to pick up a few yards on the ground will be huge. The game sets up great for McCoy — make plays with your feet, move the chains, and take care of the football.

Defense gets a big boost with AJ being cleared to play. We’ll need him out there to make sure Michael and Gray don’t break loose. That said, there aren’t a lot of guys out there that can out scheme Muschamp, and I don’t Sherman is ballsy enough to be the one.

This game could be close early on if Texas plays conservatively and allows the ags to chew up clock. However, sooner or later we will make the right adjustments. Although the ags have had some dreadful losses, we need to be prepared for them to play their best game.

Texas 45 – 13

DIng DIng Dong

They took down the link. Got an alternate? I’d love to see this.

Still works for me

But here is an alternate.

Happy Thanksgiving, fellow BONizens!

See y’all tonight on the open thread, from Lucky’s Pub in H-town. (hoping I can get Adam Sandler’s voice out of my head by then; thanks for that, b).

I celebrated my 21st birthday

Back in 1963, I celebrated my 21st birthday by watching Texas beat the Aggies in Aggieland, and go on to win out 1st National Championship. Want to see my 5th N.C. with a 52-10 win over the Aggies today; this time just two days before my 67th birthday.

Go Texas, beat Aggies, 52-10!!!

lets get this party started.

I don’t think I will be able to stand it much longer.

Roy Williams with a HookEm sign on the TD.

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