EDSBS LIVE: The Second Annual Holiday Bowl Drinking Game
by Peter Bean on Dec 30, 2009 3:31 PM CST
in Texas Longhorns Football
Audio here. Chat, here.
Time: 7:00 p.m. CT.
Rules: after the jump.
Sip:
- Mention of Stoops' brothers obvious brotherhood
- "Mr. Suh"
- Suh gets tackle
- Three sips if any announcer makes reference of Cody Green being "more athletic" than Zach Lee.
- Combined announcing crew goes WHOA WOOO OHHHHH after a hit.
- Erin Andrews is groped by a coach unnecessarily< ---stop there is no necessary groping you sick, sick people
- If someone says "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
- Drink TWICE if someone mispronounces "Vuna Tuihalamaka"
- At mention of AFLAC
- Every time Erin Andrews says "guys"
Gulp/Shot:
- Awkward mention of Craig James' son
- One of Chris Fowler's sly puns appears
- Suh sack/INT/murder of lesser species
- Nebraska somehow gets a first down
- Each time the Hunter Lawrence field goal goes through the uprights on replay
- Suh sack
- Zach Lee does something good (subject to judges' interpretation)
- Zach Lee destroyed on option play
- If you hear the words "House of Spears."
- For every reference to the brothers Pelini and Stoops friendship, Cardinal Mooney High School, Youngstown Ohio, or how Mark Stoops was a groomsman in Bo Pelini's wedding.
- For mention of the 1998 Holiday Bowl between Arizona and Nebraska.
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
I wonder if you and Spencer will have time to get around to talking about Leach tonight?
billyzane - December 30, 2009
What, something very important happened with Leach?
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
With Craig James calling the game?
Oh I’m sure we will discuss Mr. Michael Leach. And probably James’ daughter, too.
Peter Bean - December 30, 2009
No whale?
bamfor - December 30, 2009
Almost died last year
See Spencer’s explanation here.
Peter Bean - December 30, 2009
Good times.
One addition:
Anytime the word “trickeration” or any of its variables is said by the broadcast crew.
kriess - December 30, 2009
Good one
Peter Bean - December 30, 2009
I'm bringing home IV bags from work
for the morning after tonight’s Alcoholocaust. Its amazing what 2 liters of saline can do to a hangover.
kriess - December 30, 2009
I will miss the "That fucking whale again? Jesus Christ"
bamfor - December 30, 2009
Shot worthy?
Boy named “Suh” reference.
run Bevo run - December 30, 2009
Can somebody post a Holiday Bowl Bingo Card as well?
kriess - December 30, 2009
another suggestion(s) ...
Sip: Any camera shot of stunned WTF look by Pelini after Zach Lee miscue.
Gulp … any mention of Mike Stoops as a candidate to replace Leach.
Finish your drink … if James says “we were just trying to protect our son” after mention of Mike Leach as candidate for Tech job.
Distributor of the Football - December 30, 2009
House of Spears?
I thought Suh’s first name meant “Can’t Chop This” … (cue MC Hammer).
Distributor of the Football - December 30, 2009
so i totally just burst into laughter...
thank you so much for that!
jacobb23 - December 30, 2009
You are welcome, and just remember ...
If you want your son to grow up to be the meanest mutha that Charlie Tanner and Michael Huey can’t block … name him “Ammo Dump” … “I’m Packing Serious Heat” … “Whole Bunch of Bombs Laying Around Here”, or something like that.
Then, it won’t matter that his last name is Sue, Elizabeth, Gertrude, whatever.
What is the over-under on how many times tonight we get to see Hunter’s kick scrape the paint off the left upright?
Distributor of the Football - December 30, 2009
Suggestion
Gulp: Any comment along the lines of “Nebraska was one second away from winning the Big 12”
Walrus37 - December 30, 2009
A little late now, but I would have suggested a sip for every re-run of Colt's final pass in the B12CG
burntorangehorn - December 31, 2009
Robb Akey for Texas Tech job whatch u think?
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
Craig James commentating
expect a few mentions of his son.
goingforthecorner - December 30, 2009
Commentating on the Nebraska game?
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
I just saw the whale ...
Distributor of the Football - December 30, 2009
And here's your first mention
goingforthecorner - December 30, 2009
Just to interrupt the drinking for a football comment:
I thought this was against a stout(sorry-drinking reference) PAC 10 defense. Nebraska appears to have an offense against these guys
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
u hear that bulshit mack brown lobbied for a second on the clock in that big XII game
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
Nebraska a second away from a BCS Bowl game
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
So how do we get Craig James fired?
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
say he locked your kid in a shed
jacobb23 - December 30, 2009
Is that a big accompishment to have back to back 8 win seasons?
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
All I can say is Nebraska is making Texas look Damn strong !
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
OH Yeah
kcmorse - December 30, 2009
craig james looked so uncomfortable
talking about the situation
jmptexas - December 30, 2009
I'm sure he is....his son is in never never land
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
was that lt. col. gadsen in arizona garb???
Bmadd3233 - December 30, 2009
I can't wait for that halftime interview
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
Is Arizona's defense that bad or has Nebraska found some semblance of an offense
Since Zac Lee is playing, I vote for the former.
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
There not playing us.....
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
They were bad all year
We just made them look absolutely putrid.
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
apparently bo said they were trying things they want to use next year
like offense
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
A blowout loss to a team with "no offense"
may cost little stoops consideration for any of the coaching jobs that have opened p
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
and we stopped that
allllll night
jmptexas - December 30, 2009
Maybe the Stoops brothers can take over the Central Michigan Program.....
Although I kinda like having Game Day in Norman.
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
SUH IS A BEAST !
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
Almost want to cheer on AZ
Because of Bo whining about the Big 12 Championship game
mtntrance - December 30, 2009
I need the big 12 to win more than the big 10(11)
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
Tech, Ou, OK Lite, Corn, & Texas should win, although I cant imagine the soonies winning a Bowl game against a ranked team
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
My drinking game
…
started randomly a couple of weeks ago:
Think about game against Alabama: Drink a lot
Ponder game against Nebraska: Drink a lot
Reminiscing RE: A&M game: Drink a lot
…
bfaut86 - December 30, 2009
your gunna be SO drunk...
jacobb23 - December 30, 2009
It IS the holidays, after all
burntorangehorn - December 31, 2009
So up until the last game of the season, Ariz was playing for the rose bowl. wow
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
Kinda makes me feel a little more confident about our game.
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
Why does it bother me that the American whale brought a flag to a knife fight?
Poor guy looks done for.
hungry - December 30, 2009
You cant see the top of the flag pole...its a spear
MeatchickenHorn - December 30, 2009
Nice! Nazi whale will never see it coming!
hungry - December 30, 2009
a whole house of them ...
Distributor of the Football - December 30, 2009
Great start Arizona for the second half
Give up a big KR return. Geez. I’m not one to look too much into bowl games to evaluate conferences, but this is a baaaad Husker offense that has lit up Arizona.
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
my thought
this team has had no offense all season and it looks like Arizona can’t stop them.
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
The sad part
Is that as successful as Nebraska has been on offense, I can definitely see how a better offense doesn’t have 26 points on Arizona right now; it’s more like 42.
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
so will the PAC 10 win more than it loses this bowl season??
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
So the best offensive play of the night for Arizona is actually a roughing the quarterback penalty.
15 yards to midfield
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
Is extra drinkage indicated in case of shutout?
hungry - December 30, 2009
perhaps. but save the good stuff for a better game
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
so no sacks by suh tonight? but multiple hurries
comment on our offensive line?
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
arizona total yards. 42
Like NU when they played Texas
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
Getting ugly now
hungry - December 30, 2009
This game reminds me of Colorado-Toledo
That game amused me due to CU’s ineptitude, and this game is the same, except it’s Arizona.
TheElusiveShadow - December 30, 2009
so the two times that arizona gets past midfield: both due to NU penalties
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
NU penalties
reminds me of Texas’ last drive vs Nebraska in Big 12 Championship on Shipley.
Ryan2907 - December 30, 2009 via mobile
first sack
Ohio Horn - December 30, 2009
new rule
every time they cut into the game to say that Leach got fired you have to take a drink
hungry - December 30, 2009
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